Friday, July 17, 2009

Things to do when u.......sit Jobless...

1 : Sleep all day # i am outshining my record.. at this rate, i may set up a new world record for sleeping the longest without being brain dead... Wat stuns me is that i aint that grumpy wen i wake up... Believe me, really!! OK next one..

2 : Binge on # Food... the eternal saviour of life... take this break to binge on all ur favourite stuff.. go forward to try something new... try japanese insects deep fried in oil or the lizard tails steamed and cooked to perfection... ummm ;)
3: Watch TV # Yup.. non stop... watch all those Pathetic movies (just load urself with tissues).. Ekta Kapoor soaps, Valika Badhu, Laddoo, all of them... bring 'em on... catch up on all those loser reality series.. see them fight cat and dogs for nothing but khudh ki bezidhi... :-P

4 : Read # No.. thinking again don't even try it... it was a very bad choice i made... even the book worm in me regretted this desicion... i chucked the book out, in record time.. this reminds u of many things, but mostly, how jobless u r...
5 : Join and explore # Join those numerous social networks promising u new fraandships and freinds... explore the n number of options.. poke around, tag them all, send invites to all ur friends, and then delete ur profile... lolzzz feels fun to get all those mails saying "someone sent me a friend request in ur name, but it turned out to be a Bot"... lolzzzz.....

i stop here.. ll update as soon as i find a new sport.. Lolzz...

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